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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 09:12
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Poop Transplants Not All They’re Cracked Up to Be - Gizmodo
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Newark Airport to open its shuttered runway Monday, 13 days ahead of schedule - NBC News
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why is crypto crashing today? ‘You have absolutely no idea what you own’ - AMBCrypto
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
After a Century of Searching, the Source of Mysterious Space Rays May Be Revealed - The Daily Galaxy
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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People Who Have Been Stuck In A Coma Are Sharing What Happened, And Whoa - BuzzFeed
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?
share office space ...
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.